Laaadieeees annnddd Gen..tle...men!
Dress Rehearsals are underway for the debut of Boch's Circus in beautiful, bountiful, boxious Boyd's, Maryland at the Mid-Atlantic Spring Gather. Join the parade led by our splendid Elephant (by Tempus Fugit) and her beautiful handler, and march to the rousing sound of the Steam Caliope Wagon (by Scarab) through the forested trails of Black Hills Regional Park.
I am Phineas Boch, Ringmaster of Boch's Circus, the most amazing, impressive, traveling collection of skilled, physical entertainment, magic, side show, and exotic animals to be found planted in the forests and parks around our fair country.
I have assembled from around the region and around the world the most impressive, talented, and may I say astounding collection of acts to be enjoyed by an appreciative audience. You will see amazing animals, impossible jugglers, shocking sideshows... ["Yeah, and bombastic ringmasters!" "Shhh. Quiet back there."] ... as I was saying, from the dashing wonder of the beautiful "Magical Liberty Horse" (by TeamTiredFeet), to the wonderfully talented humor of the "Juggler" (by Music Woman), to the shocking image of the "Amazing Tattooed Woman" (by Kreepy Kelli), you will be astounded by our nascent troupe of a dozen or more of the world's finest performers.
Even now performances have, and continue to be, planted in the Maryland countryside. More fantastic preformances are arriving by train. (I happen to know of one tiny teddy bear who has decided to run off and join the circus in the Animal Crackers sideshow.) News of these arrivals have already splashed across the society pages of the Letterbox-USA and LBMA ragsheets, um, I mean news outlets.
"I see you soon making a journey," says Madame Natascha (by Gallant Rogue).
Come one, come all to our first stop in beautiful, bountiful, boxious, Boyd's, Maryland at the Mid-Atlantic Spring Gather hosted by the inimitable Tempus Fugit on May 14th thissssssss Sat-ur-Day.
We remain truly and sincerely, your humble entertainers,
Phineas Boch, Ringmaster of Boch's Circus
Tempus Fugit, Manager, Host, and Elephant Trainer
(Gather information is posted in the events on AtlasQuest.com and Letterboxing.info. Clues posted very soon. 'Boch's Circus: Ringmaster' is posted on AtlasQuest.com as a Hitchhiker with more information on the traveling nature of this performance. Some legal blah, blah, of a common and confusing nature. Our thanks to Marco Peperini for printing this adsheet.)
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